Wendy S. Aron
Epitaph: "She was either a highly imaginative, productive member of society or a mentally ill leech."
At times, I've been labeled an award-winning humorist (Society of Professional Journalists), television sitcom writer (Writers Guild of America, West) and comic playwright (McLaren Festival). I've also been called mentally ill, extremely weird, intolerant, impractical, immature, lazy, spoiled and, to cap it all off, "just too damn sensitive."
Most recently, Dr. Alexander Sherman labeled me a "creative genius", and he was actually able to get me disability benefits based upon this condition.* Therefore, I decided to name Sherman Colins Disorder in his honor.
*(see free e-rant "How a 52-Year-Old Neurotic Survived 24 Hours without Health Insurance (And You Can, Too!")
I can't wait to encourage young Sherman Colins Kids to share their originality.