I am a senior at Texas Wesleyan University in Fort Worth, TX where I major in English and minor in Political Science w/ Pre-Law Concentration. I recently retired from the U.S. Air Force and I am proud to say it, although I S I S has probably put a hit out on me. Between sessions of teaching men how to shoot and my hours spent arguing with strangers online about nothing, I have managed to conceive (the easy part), birth (meh), and raise four wonderfully well-behaved children who play sports, make honor roll, and all look like they should be Gap print models. I have the honor of being the bride of Sidney Keith, a man of few words with a face in a perpetual state of confusion at my shenanigans. But he is hot! And he must be mad or madly-in-love with me, as he has compared our propitious meeting to a divine arrangement of the heavens, and soon after, he promptly promised me the world at my feet! I just started a little blog called “Where Everything is Beautiful and Nothing Hurts,” which is an allusion to the famous quote in Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut.